Welcome to my mind palace ya goons. I'm Helen and I'll be your buddy. I'm occasionally sassy.

frlcker:

do u ever forget to sleep or eat or drink water or something and ur like “oh shit yeah I need that to live”

(Source: studip, via dontkillthefez)

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187107
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50 minutes ago
Crimping my hair and making myself up for the Wedding Singer

Crimping my hair and making myself up for the Wedding Singer

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50 minutes ago

methhomework:

"i just broke up with my -"

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(via pizza)

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3 hours ago

nothing-but-a-hiddlesbatch-thang:

When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend

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(Source: demonhunting-timelord-in-221b, via lokis-army-at-221b)

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96400
Posted
7 hours ago

rupsidaisy:

straight boys don’t shut their mouths because their lips would be touching and that’s gay

(via buzzcutandmoles)

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47865
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8 hours ago
fluffyplant:

invisiblesbians:

4gifs:

The floor is lava. [vid]

This is one of the best gifs

omfg I’ve only ever seen the end part of this gif this is amazing

fluffyplant:

invisiblesbians:

4gifs:

The floor is lava. [vid]

This is one of the best gifs

omfg I’ve only ever seen the end part of this gif this is amazing

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via hannahwitton)

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125734
Posted
8 hours ago

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

"I’m going to the strip club" I say little do they know I mean the chicken strip club where strips of chickens dance sexily to provide for their eggs college education

(via jetpuffedup)

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9 hours ago

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

It’s 11:59 pm on 31st of December 1999 a woman is in labour the doctors scream at her to push she looks at her husband as he bites is nails in anticipation. Suddenly the clock hits midnight and the room goes silent she and her husband start to cry as they realise they will never have a 90s kid

(via jetpuffedup)

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Posted
9 hours ago

parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

(via pizza)

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Posted
9 hours ago

reblogmyselfie:

officialoreo:

reblogmyselfie:

for halloween im going as a disappointment to my family

at least you dont need to buy a costume

ouch

(via pizza)

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164658
Posted
9 hours ago
damnnlyssa:

before and after injecting 1 meth

damnnlyssa:

before and after injecting 1 meth

(Source: doritodictator, via tiktok-itsaclock)

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Posted
9 hours ago

riesshistoria:

are lesbian mermaids called h2omosexuals

(Source: cismouse, via pizza)

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9 hours ago
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