Welcome to my mind palace ya goons. I'm Helen and I'll be your buddy. I'm occasionally sassy.

sherlocksmyth:

"but kids won’t UNDERSTAND gay couples!"

shit, kids don’t understand long division and you shove that down their throat but taking five seconds to explain how some people like the same sex is way harder than dividing by a two fuckin digit number.

(via destiangels)

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25 minutes ago
stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

(via destiangels)

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1 hour ago
slovver:

the cold never bothered me anyway

slovver:

the cold never bothered me anyway

(Source: suabunda, via jetpuffedup)

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1 hour ago

drinking-for-two:

I had to do a powerpoint on how to solve overpopulation in countries. My powerpoint consisted of one slide that had this gif in it.

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(via lauren-not-lopez)

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1 hour ago

brigwife:

eyebrowgod:

ratgod:

icantevensk8:

ratgod:

sneezing on ur period is the worst thing in the world..

what happens???????

when u sneeze you can feel blood shoot out of u

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guys on this site finding out new things about periods is my favourite thing

(via lauren-not-lopez)

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1 hour ago
airnutted:

this is honestly heart breaking to watch

airnutted:

this is honestly heart breaking to watch

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via afullgrownteenwizkid)

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Posted
1 hour ago
intersected:

thank you tiny cactus

intersected:

thank you tiny cactus

(Source: infixe, via size10plz)

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1 hour ago

dailypuns:

Did you guys hear how the scottish man died? 

He was kilt. 

(via tiktok-itsaclock)

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1 hour ago

spookygeiszlers:

Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.

(Source: geiszlerrs, via timetravellingsoufflegirl)

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1 hour ago

kirschtein-relatable:

commanderimagination:

gothtigger92:

eisen-und-blut:

are we going to ignore the fact that this guy

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who in one incarnation was raised by a tree

cannot hold the tree pose.

I guess he forgot his roots. 

did you just

ladies and gentlement, the hero of time

(via king-samanthian)

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Posted
6 hours ago
my 18 year old brother while standing in the ocean:there's so much water
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6 hours ago
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