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striders:

every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend

(via boobphone)

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flyingtit:

furbearingbrick:

camera-eyes-and-far-cries:

aqualateral:

back to school commercials

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back to school commercials after graduation

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It’s worth mentioning that a few moments later in that particular short, the dog mangles the fuck out of Tom.

very accurate description of college debt

(via applepiewithextrafreedom)

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assiest:

you better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovkia

(via afullgrownteenwizkid)

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heckaradteen:

mugglebornheadcanon:

238. Muggleborns, who after realizing they cant go to a convention because they’ll be at hogwarts, having cosplay contest but they can use magic too. so suddenly there are just a hoard of grey muggleborns with real horns, and someone transfigured a desk into the TARDIS, and someone else decked out their wand like a sonic, plus someone else used engorgio and is cosplaying a titan.

OMG I REALLY LIKE THIS

(Source: msrmoony, via lauren-not-lopez)

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asylum-art:

Limzy Wei: Flowergirls

artist on tumblr

Malaysian artist Lim Zhi Wei adorns her watercolors entitled “ Flowergirls” with real flowers, to a stunning effect.

(via size10plz)

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twotwentyonebbakerst:

hit-it-and-quidditch:

allthingshyper:

ionosphere-negate:

le-claire-de-lune:

crowdog66:

smellslikegirlriot:

If you are reading this, thank this woman. Her name is Grace Hopper, and she is one of the most under appreciated computer scientists ever. You think Gates and Jobs were cool? THIS WOMAN WORKED ON COMPUTERS WHEN THEY TOOK UP ROOMS. She invented the first compiler, which is a program that translates a computer language like Java or C++ into machine code, called assembly, that can be read by a processor. Every single program you use, every OS and server, was made possible by her first compiler.

Spread the word! (Although I’ll bet there are still some dudebros out there who’ll claim she’s a “fake geek”…)

Favorite fact: She coined the term “debugging” when they had to remove an moth (an actual, living moth) that had gotten trapped in the Mark II computer at Harvard University in 1947. While referring to glitches as bugs existed before, she brought the term into popularity. 

She also got the trend of personal computers going with her suggestion to the DoD to use more smaller units rather than one big one.

Please explain to me why I never knew about her before?

you know why

they also have a women in computer science convention named after her every year. this year’s is in phoenix, arizona, in early october, and i urge you to take the opportunity to go, if possible. my university, for example, granted scholarships for some students who applied to go, all expenses paid, and many companies and schools do the same.

twotwentyonebbakerst:

hit-it-and-quidditch:

allthingshyper:

ionosphere-negate:

le-claire-de-lune:

crowdog66:

smellslikegirlriot:

If you are reading this, thank this woman. Her name is Grace Hopper, and she is one of the most under appreciated computer scientists ever. You think Gates and Jobs were cool? THIS WOMAN WORKED ON COMPUTERS WHEN THEY TOOK UP ROOMS. She invented the first compiler, which is a program that translates a computer language like Java or C++ into machine code, called assembly, that can be read by a processor. Every single program you use, every OS and server, was made possible by her first compiler.

Spread the word! (Although I’ll bet there are still some dudebros out there who’ll claim she’s a “fake geek”…)

Favorite fact: She coined the term “debugging” when they had to remove an moth (an actual, living moth) that had gotten trapped in the Mark II computer at Harvard University in 1947. While referring to glitches as bugs existed before, she brought the term into popularity. 

She also got the trend of personal computers going with her suggestion to the DoD to use more smaller units rather than one big one.

Please explain to me why I never knew about her before?

you know why

they also have a women in computer science convention named after her every year. this year’s is in phoenix, arizona, in early october, and i urge you to take the opportunity to go, if possible. my university, for example, granted scholarships for some students who applied to go, all expenses paid, and many companies and schools do the same.

(via onlybluelonelyblue)

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jakemalik:

i’m really good at mumbling rude things under my breath and then when people ask me what I said I just get really scared and nervous and panic

(Source: hi, via dust1and-fairytale)

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castielcampbell:

super-stoater:

sarahdesdemona:

totally-not-clever:

roachpatrol:

obstinatecondolement:

nonespark:

chubbymanatee:

sesame street boys

WOAH, THIS IS PROBABLY THE BEST THING EVER.

I AM VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS FANART.

cookie monster though

motherfucking elmo is so cute

Big bird looks baked out of his mind and I want to hug him

Bert and Ernie. BERT AND ERNIE.

IS NO ONE GUNNA MENTION OSCAR AND HIS PET WORM!!!

castielcampbell:

super-stoater:

sarahdesdemona:

totally-not-clever:

roachpatrol:

obstinatecondolement:

nonespark:

chubbymanatee:

sesame street boys

WOAH, THIS IS PROBABLY THE BEST THING EVER.

I AM VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS FANART.

cookie monster though

motherfucking elmo is so cute

Big bird looks baked out of his mind and I want to hug him

Bert and Ernie. BERT AND ERNIE.

IS NO ONE GUNNA MENTION OSCAR AND HIS PET WORM!!!

(via king-samanthian)

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promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

(via kayleemb)

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Parents:Da- ? Daddy? Is it daddy?!
Baby:Da-, Da-, Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons.
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