Welcome to my mind palace ya goons. I'm Helen and I'll be your buddy. I'm occasionally sassy.

parkingstrange:

giant-tic-tac:

liqhters:

My best friend sent me this tutorial of her doing her eyebrows and I thought you all would find it useful xoxo

Im dead

this is amazing

(via kingshezza)

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4645
Posted
29 minutes ago

groot should be a pokemon!

noticemeeesenpai:

another-pokemon-kid:

pokemon-global-academy:

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yes!

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And Rocket Zigzagoon!

oops my hands slipped

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Dancing Baby Groot!

(via nsome)

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4350
Posted
30 minutes ago

spaghettiseven:

flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins

(via tomyhiddy)

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111993
Posted
10 hours ago

brbjellyfishing:

The fact that this episode is 10 years old and Beyoncé is even more relevant today is just fabulous

(via marysylph)

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534960
Posted
10 hours ago

The information can be extracted by means of your suffering.

(Source: timelordgifs, via timelordsfallnomore)

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10949
Posted
10 hours ago

captoring:

i overdress for everything. life is too short to not look your best when u wanna look your best just cause some basic ass ppl might disapprove

(via nsome)

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Posted
1 day ago

bluewindsummer:

*shows up 15 minutes late with a crappy dorito comic*

Origin Stories: CAPTAIN DORITO (this is part 1) (part 2 out next week or something)

Click here for other Avengers comics

(via liamdryden)

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59114
Posted
1 day ago

phoenixwrong:

this looks fu-

sweet pissing jesus

(via persianrugs-persianhugs)

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301422
Posted
1 day ago

ginnybutnotweasley:

bornavillain:

thecrimsonalchemist:

There are just some sounds that everyone loves:

  • Shoes on gravel
  • Crackling of a fire
  • The snapping of necks of those who think they can disrespect you
  • Cats purring

what was that middle one

crackling of a fire

(Source: thecrimsonalchemist, via an-augustus-waters-fetish)

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304912
Posted
1 day ago

itslikethatfrenchthing:

powerofvoodoo:

so i’m ready to go back to school

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woah hang on what

are you really sure you’re only going to need one pen?

(Source: clinteastwoocl, via an-augustus-waters-fetish)

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214961
Posted
1 day ago

ohdanners:

the area of exposed skin between a crop top and a pair of high waisted shorts is sacred and magical

(Source: heauxenn, via an-augustus-waters-fetish)

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20782
Posted
1 day ago

nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

(via an-augustus-waters-fetish)

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Posted
1 day ago
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